February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
38 posts
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o problema é que faço amizade com pessoas das quais não gosto e vou ignorando o desgostar e vou me apegando e ai quando percebo odeio todos meus amigos e tomei no cu, apenas
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*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
friends: i need a boyfriend
me: i need paul mccartney
friends:
me:
When I'm Prime Minister :
norman—bates:
If you see people wearing a band shirt, and they don’t even listen to that band, you have the right to slap them in the face
my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
December 2011
46 posts
norman—bates:
davalancheluvftw:
masquerade-d:
skinnyhappyskinny:
